Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies - Jared Diamond

*excessive, labored breathing* 

 

That was -pant- the most interesting -pant- and exhaust--pant--ing history book I've ever read. 

 

*collapses from science exhaustion* 

 

(disembodied voice in the corner): You know you still have to read the epilogue and like three more chapters, right? 

 

*desperate gasp for air, followed by a drunken--

 

whhaaaaat?!